🎩 FIVE’S FEDORA HAT 🎩 PASSIVE BONUS!
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started 7 Oct 2026
Morguen
OP
Level 182 ·
For Trade
+1Five's Fedora
$99,999,999
Catalogue $350,000
Tired of smuggling goods for regular profit like some kind of amateur?
Slip on Five’s Fedora Hat and enjoy a glorious +5% Smuggling Profit.
Why 5%?
Because it’s Five’s Fedora.
The math is flawless.
✅ +5% Smuggling Profit
✅ +100% Fedora
✅ +300% Suspicious Aura
✅ Makes every back-alley business deal feel significantly more professional
Customs officer: “Sir, what’s under the hat?”
You: “Profit.”
Slip on Five’s Fedora Hat and enjoy a glorious +5% Smuggling Profit.
Why 5%?
Because it’s Five’s Fedora.
The math is flawless.
✅ +5% Smuggling Profit
✅ +100% Fedora
✅ +300% Suspicious Aura
✅ Makes every back-alley business deal feel significantly more professional
Customs officer: “Sir, what’s under the hat?”
You: “Profit.”
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