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5 posts · 111 views · started 26 Aug 2026
Sunspire OP Level 159 · (edited)
The Alliance of Sovereign Soldiers are still recruiting active, sociable players into our family!

Have you been told by other players to strike at our members, yet you haven't actually been told who we are? Are you curious?
Well let me give you a little rundown about who you've been blindly sent after. We are ASS.
We're also always open to talking to players who are looking to join an active, social and helpful family.

So, what can we offer you?

-An active family with a roster than are playing daily at various times of the day. Our chat and discord are actively social, whether you want to chat shit, ask for help and assistance with daily Fifth Family life, or complain about various bits and pieces, we're here.
-A perk pool that is growing fast. Just being with us gives you big boosts to your income AND your stats, making you a stronger player just by being with us.
-Got friends you play with that you just can't tear yourself away from? Let us know, bring them with you, the more the merrier!
-General vibes, say what you want, how you want, no silly chat rules with us.

Curious? Maybe fancy joining us instead of being blindly sent to attack us due to some Halloween event bullshit?
Message Sunspire, Hydra, or any other member of ASS you see around! We look forward to getting to know you and potentially welcoming you to our private hospital ward.
Sunspire Level 159 ·
Bumping with my phat ASS.

Spaces have been opening up. We are still looking for ACTIVE and social members, who plan to stick around long term and help us grow into a strong family.
Banter welcomed, dirty jokes welcomed.

Mail Sunspire, Hydra, Ixy, Mr_Wednesday or FatRox for information, or apply directly!

Why wait, BE AN ASS TODAY!
Sunspire Level 159 ·
Bumped like my ass
Moe Level 122 · (edited)
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Sunspire Level 159 ·
Bumped. Moe's dots are because our ASS has made them speechless

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