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2 posts · 26 views · started 26 Aug 2026
Sunspire OP Level 138 ·
Are you looking to join a new mafia family? One that doesn’t require you to be anything but yourself? Then you’re in the wrong game!!!
Here at ASS we want you! We are looking for (moderately) active players that love nothing more than being an ASS with us, contributing to our growth and chatting shite!

Why contribute? Because we don’t want to beg you for money and it’s only fair to the rest of the family to chip in!

That’s right!! Here at ASS we are a family!
A family that helps those in need whether it be answering questions, supplying items needed for crimes, or just making sure you aren’t lonely and have someone to talk to.

Come join in on our fun filled antics. Like making fun of main discord drama, contributing some of your income to the family to aid our growth to power, or don’t be apart of the conversation and just exist in the game (As long as you contribute your sweet silent money).

Whatever you want to do in the fifth family I’m sure you could enjoy it more here in ASS. Send in your application today!!

(Disclaimer)
Family money is used to purchase perks for the family. Your money will be well spent on you. Just the way it should be. We totally can’t steal it… due to game mechanics.
Sunspire Level 138 ·
Bumping with my phat ASS.

Spaces have been opening up. We are still looking for ACTIVE and social members, who plan to stick around long term and help us grow into a strong family.
Banter welcomed, dirty jokes welcomed.

Mail Sunspire, Hydra, Ixy, Mr_Wednesday or FatRox for information, or apply directly!

Why wait, BE AN ASS TODAY!

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